Definitions by k-noodle

Black Buzzard 

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

Black Buzzard by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Seattle Sandwich 

When a man pees on a slice of bread and shits on another slice of bread and puts them together. He then force feeds it to a woman.

Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.

I made a Seattle Sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it.... I should've warmed it up, huh?

Seattle Sandwich by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Smokin' Mulch 

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.

The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.

Smokin' Mulch by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Mulch

Pubic Hair.

I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.

Mulch by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Chocolate Milk 

When white people hang out with black people.

Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.

Chocolate Milk by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Beckham

Shaving your pubes to the length of David Beckham's stubble.

I'm gonna Beckham later so make sure you knock before coming in....and turn off the A/C and fan.

Beckham by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

Memphis Fruit Salad by K-Noodle November 10, 2009