junior's definitions

seton hall

any place that claims to be a non-profit organization, but really charges $35,000 a year and in return gives uncooperative professors, broken laptops, unprofessional professionals, and gladly hands you over to the sopd

Seton Hall just screwed me over again.

by junior February 25, 2004

sopd

any group of men that has been rejected from the new york police department on numerous occasions, probably for lack of testicles. These men then band together to form their own police department, the sopd, and pride themselves on stealing taps, making college kids cry, locking up greek life members, ticketing jaywalkers, and basically just being wastes of life.

Yup, the sopd screwed me over yet again- can they just kill themselves and get it over with already?

by junior February 25, 2004

the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala

a working faith

by junior February 12, 2004

give head

to perform fellatio, that is, to suck dick.
There is some debate as to whether the object of your affections, that is, the suckee, has to cum.If the sucker performs poorly, then the suckee or recipient is not going to get off

She gives excellent head. I became gradually more aroused, then came after about 10 minutes.

by Junior January 8, 2004

zit

if a girl has pimples anywhere visible, you can bet she's going to be easy. If they're the quishy kind, you're even luckier. She'll be grateful for anything you do TO her or FOR her. Cuz a lotta guys won't give her a straight look.

Jennie had zits on her face, her shoulders, and her tits. When we went to the secluded beach I found out she also had them in her rug, on her ass, and along her snatch. I was careful where I kissed her, but she took my pecker in, I think she hadn't had one in a long while.

I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the large ones, I froze them individually with an icecube, then expressed them, and applied an antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?

by Junior January 7, 2004

bride

hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.

by Junior January 7, 2004

rossmar

a greek sex god, known for causing young-looking female "children" to become pregnant with his offspring.

I worked with a child-like nymph named Anne-Marie. When she discovered she was pregnant, she told me that a greek sex god had caused her to become pregnant with his offspring.

Rossmar made it quick, and fast, the little 97-pound girl felt nothing as he did his thing, mounting her quickly, squirting, and leaving her asleep but unsatiated.

by Junior January 7, 2004