junior's definitions

bride

hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.

by Junior January 7, 2004

biznatched

When a person gets, completely and totally shut down in any way possible. The person is left with no responce and they stand there looking stupid.

Manny got biiiiizzzznatched.

by Junior May 7, 2003

D-cup

bra for the boob size that typically won't fit in your mouth

Whoa, that's a large C-cup coming towards us, no, its a D.

by Junior January 5, 2004

seton hall

any place that claims to be a non-profit organization, but really charges $35,000 a year and in return gives uncooperative professors, broken laptops, unprofessional professionals, and gladly hands you over to the sopd

Seton Hall just screwed me over again.

by junior February 25, 2004

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

Krunk

Krunk is the purple cartoon character on "Justice Friends". "Justice Friends" cartoon is a spinoff of "Dexter's Laboratory" on Cartoon Network. Krunk is a spoof character of The Incredible HULK, in-that his skin is purple and wears tattered green pants. He also has an overabundance of muscleature and is simple minded. He enjoys watching the show, "Puppet Pals". His full title and name is: The Infraggable Krunk.

"Justice Friends"

This is a true story of three super heroes, picked to live in a house, and have their lives taped. To find out what happens when they're done saving the world...or not. The Justice Friends premiered as part of Dexter's Laboratory in an odd twist of the traditional super hero genera. A mix of the classic Super Friends and MTV's Real World, brings us the daily ins and outs of being a hero, even when they're not that super. Val Hallen, the Viking god of rock n' roll, Major Glory, an all-American hero, and the Infraggable Krunk all join forces to face one thing: daily life.

by junior December 14, 2004

shag band

A Plastic band(bracelet) that is worn on one's wrist preferably by a so called 'Grungy' or n e who likes em the jist of em is if someone brakes your shagband u hav to shag em...thats about it really and they come in different colours n some mean different things ie.a kiss

Im drunk on a friday nite and a girl brakes my *black Shag Band* (thats the shaggin 1 black* so i shag em that nite (hypothetically) please post the meanings of otha colours

by Junior September 22, 2003