A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)
Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.
by Junior January 05, 2004
by Junior August 22, 2004
Bruh, can you take me to Vallejo?
FUCK THAT, NIGGA! Vallejo is fuckin' DEEP, I ain't takin' you to no fuckin' Vallejo!
Come on, nigga, I got gas money!
You better have fuckin' Burger King money too, sheeit.
FUCK THAT, NIGGA! Vallejo is fuckin' DEEP, I ain't takin' you to no fuckin' Vallejo!
Come on, nigga, I got gas money!
You better have fuckin' Burger King money too, sheeit.
by junior December 15, 2004
by Junior October 31, 2003
a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).
by Junior January 05, 2004
When a person gets, completely and totally shut down in any way possible. The person is left with no responce and they stand there looking stupid.
by Junior May 08, 2003
by Junior January 05, 2004