irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 05, 2004

binghole

a pudgy and smug jerk

That guy thinks people like him, but everyone thinks he's a binghole.

by Junior August 31, 2004

bwerp

A non malignant lump/growth of flesh, usually found on the face.

Robert De Niro's facial accessory

by junior December 09, 2004

butt welder

Rectal intercourse.

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.

by junior September 08, 2003

C-cup

minimum interesting bra size.

His neck was getting stiff from all the passing C-cups. The cop suggested he put his neck back in his pantz.

by Junior January 05, 2004

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

Jagoff

Pittsburgh slang for anyone irritating, out of line, not in love with the Steelers or not drinking Iron City on a regular basis.

Yinz gonna go donton to watch the Stilers at Lenny's and drink some ahrns or go sit wit the jagoffs and watch football at Chubby's.

by junior November 19, 2003