junior's definitions

abuse

To use something excessively.

Will, you are abusing the definitions at urban dictionary.com

by Junior January 17, 2005

glarvin

word that can be substitited for any other word

Hey Ken, hand me that glarvin over there. Or the water was so cold my glarvin shrunk.

by Junior June 19, 2006

painul

the act of taking a freshly greased newborn and inserting it into the mother's bottom, simulating anal sex with an oil drum, hence the name, "painul", sex.

"Oh yah Danny, now jam it into my ace real slick like and make it painul"

by JUNIOR July 25, 2012

shag band

A Plastic band(bracelet) that is worn on one's wrist preferably by a so called 'Grungy' or n e who likes em the jist of em is if someone brakes your shagband u hav to shag em...thats about it really and they come in different colours n some mean different things ie.a kiss

Im drunk on a friday nite and a girl brakes my *black Shag Band* (thats the shaggin 1 black* so i shag em that nite (hypothetically) please post the meanings of otha colours

by Junior September 22, 2003

binghole

a pudgy and smug jerk

That guy thinks people like him, but everyone thinks he's a binghole.

by Junior August 31, 2004

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

Jagoff

Pittsburgh slang for anyone irritating, out of line, not in love with the Steelers or not drinking Iron City on a regular basis.

Yinz gonna go donton to watch the Stilers at Lenny's and drink some ahrns or go sit wit the jagoffs and watch football at Chubby's.

by junior November 19, 2003