junior's definitions

glarvin

word that can be substitited for any other word

Hey Ken, hand me that glarvin over there. Or the water was so cold my glarvin shrunk.

by Junior June 19, 2006

painul

the act of taking a freshly greased newborn and inserting it into the mother's bottom, simulating anal sex with an oil drum, hence the name, "painul", sex.

"Oh yah Danny, now jam it into my ace real slick like and make it painul"

by JUNIOR July 25, 2012

C-cup

minimum interesting bra size.

His neck was getting stiff from all the passing C-cups. The cop suggested he put his neck back in his pantz.

by Junior January 5, 2004

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

Krunk

Krunk is the purple cartoon character on "Justice Friends". "Justice Friends" cartoon is a spinoff of "Dexter's Laboratory" on Cartoon Network. Krunk is a spoof character of The Incredible HULK, in-that his skin is purple and wears tattered green pants. He also has an overabundance of muscleature and is simple minded. He enjoys watching the show, "Puppet Pals". His full title and name is: The Infraggable Krunk.

"Justice Friends"

This is a true story of three super heroes, picked to live in a house, and have their lives taped. To find out what happens when they're done saving the world...or not. The Justice Friends premiered as part of Dexter's Laboratory in an odd twist of the traditional super hero genera. A mix of the classic Super Friends and MTV's Real World, brings us the daily ins and outs of being a hero, even when they're not that super. Val Hallen, the Viking god of rock n' roll, Major Glory, an all-American hero, and the Infraggable Krunk all join forces to face one thing: daily life.

by junior December 14, 2004

butt welder

Rectal intercourse.

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.

by junior September 8, 2003

Ghetto Pass

When a person defines themselves or proves that they have a history of overcomming adversity proving their knowledge of the street and has the ability to hold themselves and their image as a person of the ghetto whether their of color or not.

This mexican kid frum cali has earned his ghetto pass.

by Junior May 24, 2004