Definitions by jules winnfield

Shetland pony 

An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts

Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony

Shetland pony by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019

knucklehead townie

A knucklehead townie is the exact opposite of a redneck country boy, knucklehead townies are usually bisexual don’t own firearms, hunt or fish and hate camping. Knucklehead townies tend to be liberals who can’t weld.

Hey bro, did you see that knucklehead townie in the designer jeans try to lay a greasy bead? he wants to suck my peen.

knucklehead townie by Jules Winnfield May 27, 2018

solid bro move 

A shitbag fuckboy who cockblocks, throws you under the bus, and or DM's your girl, drives a compact car and wacks his pud to the family photo album.

Hey you hear about Jonathan Robyn Paul? He has to register as a sex offender for touching baby peens, what a solid bro move

solid bro move by Jules Winnfield April 19, 2018

Cartel'd 

When you unwittingly give your phone number to the Sawdust Cartel and receive prank texts/calls or send unsolicited dic pix to a fuccboi or dried kunt .

Damn son, did you hear about what happened to Angel Roachy? That Bitch got Cartel'd hard

Cartel'd by Jules Winnfield October 22, 2016

Limewire 

A file-sharing application for pc and mac users that beats the shit out of morpheus and kazaa and gives you great results.

I just got limewire to replace that RIAA-infested kazaa shit.

Limewire by jules winnfield May 18, 2005