juice's definitions

box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.

That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.

by Juice March 8, 2005

The Sexifires

n: A popular techni- rock band formed in Tampa, Florida. Their new album The Sounds of Sexified Eroticness will be released in August of 2005.

Bro did u hear, The Sexifiers are coming to town!

by juice April 3, 2005

road head

to receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle, usually on the interstate, but always more interesting while in heavy traffic

she was giving me road head and i almost caused a pile up when i blew my wad

by juice November 3, 2002

thrice

adj.
used to describe something so amazing that it is hard to comprehend how amazing it really is

"Hey how was the show?" Guy 1

"Dude, it was so amazing, it was thrice man, you missed it." Guy 2

by JUice March 23, 2003

kthx

Replacement for "thanks"

OMFG Banana (8:40:15 PM): how was your kthxgiving

kthxdieirl (1:19:50 AM): ROOFLE

u bAr J eeT is now directly connected (11:34:58 PM).
u bAr J eeT (11:35:03 PM): ::hopes for lesbian pr0n::
Jon Likes Juice (11:35:19 PM): server2.exe
u bAr J eeT (11:36:00 PM): no trojan for me kthx

by Juice December 6, 2003

blowing up

1.) when you receice numerous phone calls in a short period of time.
2.) anytime someone is calling your cell phone.

1.) Man, your blowin' up tonight.
2.) Hold on a sec, I'm blowin' up.

by juice November 12, 2003

plop

to take a shit on the sidewalk

can't wait ..... gotta plop in traffic

by juice November 3, 2002