The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.
Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.
by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011
The act of corn holing a sheep during February 29th Leap year more times than not a carrot is involved
by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011
While hanging out with your family, you and at least one family member fire fart cannons to each other.
While Amy and her parents were watching Dog the bounty hunter, her father busted ass, Amy politely returned fire. Resulting in a Family fart war.
by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011
Every seven weeks, an adolescent child will take their dinner to their room. Shortly after arriving, they decide to masturbate into the nutritious meal, thus creating a juvenile pie. The act is only complete after baking the "pie" at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Said "pie" is usually thrown at gay clowns after baking.
by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011
When vagina shopping all should request the vagfax. Remember before buying a used vagina to get the vagfax. It will show you all of the owners of the vag and any "accidents" (also known as miscarriages) that have taken place in this vagina.
Meg Griffin seemed to have a very nice vagina until Jimmy pulled the vagfax. Come to find out she liked the black meat :-/
by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011
This is a crafty sexual act, usually involving several midgets, in which all members give the subject a golden shower. Shortly after the last midget has finished, they then allow an ogre to defecate on the subjects chest. The warmth of the feces helps warm the subject who is used to colder climates in the northern regions of Michigan.
by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011
When a stinky Mexican knowingly gives their partner an epic case of the crabs. This usually takes place at a small family gathering of some sort, (this is a common event for using a chafing dish.)
Juan threw a fiesta last weekend, which resulted in giving a Mexican chafing dish to four cousins, two grandparents, and the gardener.
by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011