jt's definitions

ding dong

Started as slang for penis, but has basically become a generic noun for just about anything. cat, car, groceries, cigarettes, etc. sometimes used as a verb as well.

can you help me bring up the rest of the ding dongs from the ding dong? cheers.

by JT October 29, 2004

Megaplegic

A superhero who is paralyzed from the neck up; they must be confined to an ab-rocker

JT The Megaplegic whore

by JT November 8, 2004

seui jai

bad boy in chinese

seui jai 4 life

by JT November 21, 2003

Flickster

Looking for some help on this one.

He's a bit of a flickster.

by JT October 15, 2004

kalopsia

New Jerse's Death Metal War Machine and Legion of Goresplattered Lechery. Fronted by madman Matt Medeiros.

Kalopsia's new CD shattered my spine with their brutality the moment I put it in my CD player.

by jt January 13, 2004

drop dat ass

Verb. To lower the ride height of a vehicle by the means of a air bag or hydraulic suspension.

Shit, can you drop dat ass in dat ride?

by jt November 21, 2002

fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

by jt July 13, 2003