100 definitions by jt

stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.

'I've been busy stocking the porcelain

by jt October 4, 2004

merkinball

an old term that means a stand or holder for a pubic hair wig, also a pearl jam single

my merkinball is huge

by jt February 10, 2004

snorgasm

One hell of a boring sex partner.

"I thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin' snorgasm."

by jt December 27, 2005

Dirla

One who is homosexual without knowing

"Dont be such a Dirla"

by jt April 1, 2005

terebos

Slang form of terrible.

Today at work was terebos.

by jt April 15, 2004

rofltth

rolftth is short form of roll on floor till tummy hurts

a boy say i like u to a girl then the girl say rolftth are u wierd i never like u

by jt January 9, 2005

emo

A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.

Emo conversation!

XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues

by jt March 24, 2005