Little Yellow Bus

A bus that special kids ride on.
The retard bus.
A conveyence for transporting crippled, vegetable brained,
drains on society.
A slander leveled against an unintelligent person.
A way of accusing your friends of being stupid.
"Dude here comes the little yellow bus, you should get your
retarded ass on!"
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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what a dump

An insult launched at someone to destroy their illusion that some place is great.
An assessment of a place of business that you visit on a back way road trip.
Your first thought at the sight of:
A low cost motel room.
A nasty eatery.
A greasy, dusty gas station with expired snack food and a gross restroom.
A line made famous by Bette Davis in the 1949 movie Beyond the Forest co-starring Joseph Cotten.
I can't believe you chose this crappy motel for our wedding night, what a dump!
by jsd9632 March 14, 2012
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get a dog

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.
Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."
by jsd9632 January 07, 2012
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bangmobile

An automobile that is equipped for easy sex.
Usually a large sedan with a comfortable back seat and tinted windows or a van with a fold out bed.
A babe magnet set of wheels.
"Hey there Hot Stuff! Why don't you step into the Bangmobile
and we can get busy!"
by jsd9632 January 08, 2012
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when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.
I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.
by jsd9632 February 21, 2012
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freakshow

A person who has violated themselves with bad tattoos, way too many piercings in bizarre places and a hairstyle that only a clown could love.
Amy Winehouse.
Amy Winehouse was a pretty woman before she became a freakshow.
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Happy butt

When things are going well for you.
An extra little bounce in your step.
A really good mood.
Sally: "You're in a good mood today!"
Dave: "I woke up with a good dose of happy butt!"
by jsd9632 January 15, 2012
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