Definitions by jr

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

sharts by jr December 11, 2004

Manny Bombed

When a boyfriend takes a shit at his girlfriend's house an clogs her toilet leaving her to clean it.

*boyfriend* - Whats that noise?
*girlfriend*- (opens bathroom door) What the fuck?, u clog my toilet.
*boyfriend* - (laughing really hard) got manny bombed bitch.

Manny Bombed by JR December 3, 2004

BUTTERED 

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

BUTTERED by JR December 2, 2004

Clown Fart 

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart

Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.

Clown Fart by JR October 29, 2004

Wolf Butt

A hairy ass; a crew cut on your ass
Usually a mexican or a fat kid who's lazy.

Damn that nigga Manny has a case of wolf butt. It's like he can comb his ass.

Wolf Butt by JR October 28, 2004

biggie 

motherfuckin rap phenomenon
rip

if you think tupac is the best ever and you actually listened to his shit then peep who shot ya

tupac died first and i think we all know why

fuckin wit BIG it aint safe

biggie by jr June 25, 2004

mcmansion

a big, processed house in a suburb or gated community near you; that has approx 3.7 people living in 12 or more rooms, with 3 car garage attached to it. It's exactly like the house about a piss stream's length away from it, because their usually on placed on smallest space or lot.

it probably took them longer to tow that mcmansion to bashful beaver lane than they took to actually build it.

mcmansion by jr June 9, 2004