Definitions by jpg3

scare spastics 

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

scare spastics by jpg3 November 7, 2011

close your eyes and count to ten 

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

close your eyes and count to ten by jpg3 November 6, 2011

lagback

A lagback is that person in a group that manages to stay just far enough behind all the others, letting them do everything and then enjoys in the rewards after having never contributed.

The group of survivors fought they're way thru many obstacles finally reaching safety and during the entire ordeal the lagback managed to evade direct exposure to danger.

lagback by jpg3 November 6, 2011

disinterneted 

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

disinterneted by jpg3 November 5, 2011

sourcasm 

Sarcasm with an extra touch of bitterness.

Instead of the individual making the usual sarcastic comments they served up some special sourcasm.

sourcasm by jpg3 November 5, 2011

homopunk 

An individual that tells a few selective friends about being gay but isn't honest with their own parents about it.

The gay individual told friends about sexual preferences but when it came to the parents was a homopunk.

homopunk by jpg3 November 4, 2011

zombieking 

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.

The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.

zombieking by jpg3 November 3, 2011