o'weener

An o'weener is anyone over eighteen that goes around trick or treating. Parents or guardians escorting their little angels, demons, monsters, etc. are understandable but not adults without kids.
DING DONG, TRICK OR TREAT, door opens and the expected little goblins, witches and ghoulies are not there, instead its an o'weener.
by jpg3 October 16, 2011
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the eats

Words used to ask where the food is at.
The host of a party was asked by one of the guests, " Where's the eats ?".
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socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
by jpg3 November 26, 2011
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wanksday

by jpg3 November 22, 2011
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bowelvoiding

To have a bowel movement thereby emptying the colon.
In otherwords, take a dump.
One always feels better after bowelvoiding.
by jpg3 December 02, 2011
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cellar-dweller

An inhabitant or permanent resident of a room or group of rooms below the ground level and usually under a building often a relative or child turned adult that refuses to leave the parents home.
After seeing the empty pantry, refrigerator and the recent electric bill Dad turned to Mom and said, " This is outrageous, tell cellar-dweller he needs to get a job and pay room and board we cannot afford him anymore."
by jpg3 August 05, 2010
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whorebaby

A whore will have sex with everyguy she can and sometimes gets pregnant, the unwanted baby ends up at a grandparents home, a foster house, the steps of a church or in a dumpster. Sometimes a baby or two is kept by the whore so she can get money from the state if the babydaddy don't pay.
The whore had sex with lots of guys, three of them were brothers. One whorebaby grew up calling grandma and grandpa mommy and daddy while the half sibling whorebaby grew up calling the whore mommy but poor whorebaby number three ended up in an abortion clinics waste dumpster.
by jpg3 December 05, 2011
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