jpg3's definitions

HONKIN' ON BOBO

The act of performing oral sex on a male penis.

Midway thru happy hour at the local bar one girlfriend asked another where their other girlfriend went and was told " Oh, she took that hunky guy out to the car to make out, she's probably honkin' on bobo by now, lol"

by jpg3 July 24, 2010

the eats

Words used to ask where the food is at.

The host of a party was asked by one of the guests, " Where's the eats ?".

by jpg3 December 22, 2013

lagback

A lagback is that person in a group that manages to stay just far enough behind all the others, letting them do everything and then enjoys in the rewards after having never contributed.

The group of survivors fought they're way thru many obstacles finally reaching safety and during the entire ordeal the lagback managed to evade direct exposure to danger.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

troll-toll

The cost of using a bridge or highway while getting to your destination. Payments are enforced by ugly pig like creatures.

During their family vacation and going thru various states the Griswalds paid troll-toll after troll-toll.

by jpg3 November 3, 2013

daddysboy

Despite having a sister this boy gets all of dads praise, attention, affection, etc.. from childhood into adulthood any and all of dads focus is on the boy not the girl.

Life is good for daddysboy, over forty, still living with the parents. He was glad not to be like his little sister, struggling to pay bills, stressed and having a mortgage.

by jpg3 November 2, 2011

trickytreat

Sex on halloween is a trickytreat while wearing a costume.

A couple lovers were at a halloween party and got horny so they ducked into a closet and gave each other a trickytreat.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

cunt inlaw

Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.

One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."

by jpg3 October 6, 2010