FUCKHEADS

Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.

I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.

by jpg3 December 03, 2010

sperm-donor

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.

Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.

by jpg3 April 16, 2011

coproaches

A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.

The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.

by jpg3 June 14, 2011

wanksday

Wednesday is a wankers midweek masturbation day.

Wanksday is self gratification time.

by jpg3 November 21, 2011

Gaudy Gear

Extremely ugly outfits.

Lady GaGa wears Gaudy Gear.

by jpg3 January 01, 2012

chorephobia

The fear of doing household chores such as laundry, cleaning, making the bed, etc. , often suffered by lazy people also affected with dishphobia.

When the teenager asked about spending the night over a friends house the parents reply was, " Maybe, if you can overcome your chorephobia and do what we asked first."

by jpg3 August 05, 2010

neighbor qualified

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.

So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.

by jpg3 February 01, 2015