oxymoron

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.

man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.

by jotthedot April 21, 2006

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

tongue loving

use of the tongue to pleasure another by orally stimulating various orifices or body parts.

hey Jimmy, I just got out of the shower. You wanna give me some tongue loving?

by jotthedot April 02, 2008

wanktard

An idiot or dumbass who is also a jerk. related to a wanker that acts like a retard.

Jimmy is such a jerk, he's a real wanktard.

by jotthedot March 28, 2008

blumpkin lite

Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.

Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.

by jotthedot May 24, 2006