Definitions by jotthedot

shrimp 

a person with a great body but an ugly face.

We call her a shrimp, you throw away the head and eat the rest.

shrimp by jotthedot June 22, 2006

throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure

Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.

throw rug by jotthedot June 1, 2006

blumpkin lite 

Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.

Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.

blumpkin lite by jotthedot May 24, 2006

oxymoron 

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.

man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.

oxymoron by jotthedot April 21, 2006

fat back 

The flab that hangs over and around the back of a fat woman's bra. Also rolls of fat that incorporate the undrarms and shoulders of said fat women.

have you seen that chick eat? No wonder she's got a ton of fat back on her.

fat back by jotthedot April 19, 2006