Definitions by josh grier

goochasaurus 

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.

The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.

goochasaurus by josh grier July 27, 2005

Scrambled Ham 

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

Scrambled Ham by josh grier July 26, 2005

Camel Grease 

The sweaty greasey substance in the crevace of a vagina.

That bitch had some nasty camel grease down south.

Camel Grease by josh grier July 26, 2005

kinked waterhose 

Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.

kinked waterhose by josh grier July 26, 2005

tic-tac dick 

A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.

That dude has a tic-tac dick.

tic-tac dick by josh grier July 26, 2005

double dip 

When you screw your girlfriend and about an hour later you go screw the girl next door.

Hey dudes i just got done double dippin.

double dip by josh grier July 26, 2005