josh grier's definitions

kinked waterhose

Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

tic-tac dick

A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.

That dude has a tic-tac dick.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

double dip

When you screw your girlfriend and about an hour later you go screw the girl next door.

Hey dudes i just got done double dippin.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

Camel Grease

The sweaty greasey substance in the crevace of a vagina.

That bitch had some nasty camel grease down south.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

goochasaurus

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.

The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.

by josh grier July 27, 2005