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kinked waterhose

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.
by josh grier July 26, 2005
mugGet the kinked waterhosemug.

Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.
I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.
by josh grier July 26, 2005
mugGet the Scrambled Hammug.

Camel Grease

The sweaty greasey substance in the crevace of a vagina.
by josh grier July 26, 2005
mugGet the Camel Greasemug.

goochasaurus

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.
The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.
by josh grier July 27, 2005
mugGet the goochasaurusmug.

tic-tac dick

A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.
by josh grier July 26, 2005
mugGet the tic-tac dickmug.

double dip

When you screw your girlfriend and about an hour later you go screw the girl next door.
by josh grier July 26, 2005
mugGet the double dipmug.

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