josh's definitions

el helago

my penis

my girlfriend likes to play with el helago

by Josh August 17, 2003

conor oberst

an amazing songsmith whose vanity walks hand in hand with his tortured sense of existence in order to garner undying love from little girls in skull and crossbone socks.

"oh my god! conor oberst just spit on me. Ashley did you see that? He spit right on me, that was so awesome!"

by josh June 24, 2004

double plug

double plugging is in the act of penetrating a woman in either her anus or vagina, you take either your finger, dildo or anything you can find and plug the other orifice.

another definition is when two men engage in sex with a woman at the same time. One man inserts his penis in her anus while the other man inserts his in her vagina.

Last night while I was hammering Katie I put my finger in her ass and double plugged her.

Last night while I was walking in the park I saw these two guys double plugging this girl.

by JOSH April 5, 2005

cheeseaphobia

fear of cheese.... death by cheese.....cheese will attack you...cheese will stop you up.....lactose intollerant people have this

Hey Amanda i didn't think that you would go near that pizza with your cheeseaphobia.

by Josh December 16, 2003

Sklore

Skank, slut, and whore combined.

damn, Britney Spears is such a sklore

by Josh November 30, 2003

jimmin

When your in a sexualy sitsuation, looking up prono, or fantiziing, And you jiz, but nothing touched, no masterbation, oral sex, your just thinking and jiz shoots out..

American pie.. When jim is in the room with the chick from out of country and shes on his bed almost naked and hes in boxers and hes climbing on top of her and he jizzes... (Jimmin)

by Josh March 21, 2004

Personal Athlete

A person who is very into his/her self

Or someone who tries to act cool and fit but in reality are {pretentious} and not cool.

"Check out that Personal Athlete at the bar. You think he could try any harder?"

"Maybe guys wouldn't give her the wrong kind of attention if she would quit being such a Personal Athlete."

by Josh April 30, 2007