30 definitions by jose

1)to be really awesome
2)to be a pimp
3)a really good dota player and a lover.
4)The sexiest man alive
1)omg its a bird, no its a plane, its sir-owns-a-lot
2)wow that guy has 13 girl friends. He is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot.
3)that guys is such a pro. He got a triple kill at lvl 1. he is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot
4)sir-owns-a-lot is very sexy
by jose June 19, 2006
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A retarded or dumb person, likely to be of spanish origin coming from the republic of Peru.
Michelle is a nubhat.GG PUBNUB
by jose March 2, 2005
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woman who sleeps around with desperate males
Joy is such a hoe
by jose March 7, 2003
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Used in Mexico as an expression when someone looses something.
Used to describe someone that is poor.
Yo estoy bienn chingao.
by jose May 11, 2004
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Easily one of the richest schools in the nation where the sports teams only drink bottled water and the school buys plasma screen tvs and $10,000 gym mural paintings. Every once in a while has a good sports team like volleyball or girls soccer, but apparently has a nationally ranked marching band?!!Known for its lack of school spirit, wild parties, excessive amounts of drugs/alcohol and ugly guys willing take advantage of anything female (but it usually ends up being of of the hundreds of gorgeous girls at tilly)
Hey- their football team barely lost tonight. Let's go down to Chantilly and celebrate their almost-victory, because the girls are amazing and they really know how to party.
by jose April 24, 2005
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Typically used for a guy to mean he's got a big penis, and for a girl to mean she has big breasts.
Man, that Lisa chick is well endowed, she's got the biggest tits in school.
by jose February 4, 2005
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