jose's definitions

tijuana crime scene

Its a band as well... an emo band.

Did you hear the new Tijuana Crime Scene album?

by Jose January 2, 2005

hoe

woman who sleeps around with desperate males

Joy is such a hoe

by Jose January 20, 2007

Tezkah

hyper coffee drinking wack (verb)

(brother way too hyper) hey you, stop being tezkah!

by jose May 13, 2005

babeski

a really hott guy who is a sex toy

some hott guy thats used as a sex toy

by jose April 8, 2005

Chantilly

Easily one of the richest schools in the nation where the sports teams only drink bottled water and the school buys plasma screen tvs and $10,000 gym mural paintings. Every once in a while has a good sports team like volleyball or girls soccer, but apparently has a nationally ranked marching band?!!Known for its lack of school spirit, wild parties, excessive amounts of drugs/alcohol and ugly guys willing take advantage of anything female (but it usually ends up being of of the hundreds of gorgeous girls at tilly)

Hey- their football team barely lost tonight. Let's go down to Chantilly and celebrate their almost-victory, because the girls are amazing and they really know how to party.

by jose April 24, 2005

endowed

Typically used for a guy to mean he's got a big penis, and for a girl to mean she has big breasts.

Man, that Lisa chick is well endowed, she's got the biggest tits in school.

by Jose February 3, 2005

sir-owns-a-lot

1)to be really awesome
2)to be a pimp
3)a really good dota player and a lover.
4)The sexiest man alive

1)omg its a bird, no its a plane, its sir-owns-a-lot
2)wow that guy has 13 girl friends. He is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot.
3)that guys is such a pro. He got a triple kill at lvl 1. he is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot
4)sir-owns-a-lot is very sexy

by jose September 1, 2008