hummer

1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis

Cara: Hi Jordan! What's up!
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.

by Jordan Stevens June 13, 2007

Supra

1. A condom from Trojan. It is a special type of condom with a special type of lubricant, which is Spermicidal Lubricant. The Spermicidal Lubricant is for extra protection against pregancy. However, the Supra is not suitable for rectal use or multiple vaginal use, you can use it for the vagina only ONCE A DAY. So this condom is for people who like to have short sex.

2. A car from Toyota, which is powered by a Twin Turbocharged Inline-6 Engine(MKIV) producing around 325 horsepower.

1. My girlfriend said she wants to have short sex, so I bought a pack of Trojan Supra condoms. If she wanted to have long sex, I would have bought Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms.

2. I saw a Supra in Detroit today. It was loud.

by Jordan Stevens August 31, 2008

sellout

See Johnny Damon.

Johnny Damon is a sellout. He said he would never play for the Yankees, and look where he is now.

by Jordan Stevens May 28, 2007

pussy front

the front of a pussy

damn that pussy front was hot i could eat that all night

by jordan stevens July 30, 2008

Smorz

A damn good ass cereal by Kellogg's.

I love me some Smorz Cereal.

by Jordan Stevens April 27, 2007

Run

PLENTY of definitions for this word, it can mean one of these:

1. To move quickly; sprint
2. A point in baseball
3. To 'own'
4. To steal
5. To race someone

there's plenty more, those are just a few.

1. Rick: I can run fast.
Bob: Really? I can too. I run the 40 yard dash in 4.7 seconds, what's your best time?

2. Mario: Well, the Tigers need 2 more runs to take the lead...

3. Shaun: Bitches, I run this town. Aint noone fucking with me!

4. Pete: Some asshole just ran my phone.
Jake: Yeah, that sucks. My phone got ran a couple of years ago.

5. Jordan: Hey Jesse, do you think that guy with the GTO will run you? He claims to be making over 500 to the rear wheels.
Jesse: I don't know if he will, I'll go ask him.

by Jordan Stevens July 25, 2009

faux foe

A fake enemy.

Faux(Pronounced FO)
Fake, false.

Foe(also Pronounced FO)
Enemy.

Made to sound like FoFo, which is a .44 Magnum

Jordan's enemy is Ray. Ray talks too much shit about Jordan. Jordan wanted to fight Ray but he backed down like a bitch. Therefore, Ray is a Faux Foe.

Also, if a wigger is an enemy to you, he is automatically a Faux Foe, due to him being a fake black person.

by Jordan Stevens May 24, 2007