jordan's definitions

Ecstasy

a designer drug that alleviates all inhibitions and leaves the person who took it in an extreme state of euphoria, bliss. 'e' (slang for ecstasy) is mind-expanding, and is best accompanied with techno music.

i love ecstasy

by jordan December 3, 2003

hacky sack

Best time killing game ever invented and is very usefull when trying to fuck with teachers ect. at school.

Lets go play hack in the hall during lunch untill we get kicked out and have to go to another hallway.

by jordan May 8, 2004

clownin

when u have something better than someone else

damn dawg, you be clownin on dat fewl with ur duces! And he is only rollin 18's.

by jordan December 2, 2003

juicemobile

A slap on a wet fatman's back resulting in an incredibly loud juicy noise.

He slammed his hand onto the wet skin and a ringing juicemobile could be heard across the beach.

by Jordan March 28, 2004

Dude Rock

A genre of music that targets 13-21-year-old males who seek a Hard Rock sound, yet still seek such music through MTV-type outlets. Such music is given great care and concern when appealing to such an audience; thus it is often produced, analyzed, and marketed down to the finest deltail, giving it an air of high-production fakeness that one gets when watching a Hollywood Sitcom.

Tom thinks he's so cool with all those vintage clothes and that spiked hair; he's always claiming to be the king of underground music. But when we were in his car, he only played Dude Rock.

by Jordan February 28, 2004

warnica

pathetic piece of shit that breathes heavily like darth vader and should die of cancer from smoking cigarettes.

kill warnica. kill warnica

by jordan December 5, 2003

Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

by Jordan February 23, 2005