invictuz

One extremely fat lard ass who has no goals in life except to become more and more fat. He has won the battle against anorexia, but has clearly lost the war to obesity. His goal in life is to own the burger king empire, so then he will not have to pay for his daily 30 cheeseburgers. He will one day realize how fat, ugly, and lonely he is (due to his lack of friends) and he will then commit suicide by not eating but 3 cheeseburgers in 10 hours.
Wow, invictuz is one fat lard
by jordan December 13, 2004
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tuta ing amo

It means 'fuck you bitch' in Filipino
by Jordan August 24, 2004
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optimist

One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views
Aaron says Jamie is very OPTIMIST. This makes Aaron a fucking tard and wrong.
by Jordan July 13, 2003
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dopefly

a combinnation of the words, dope and fly. it is used when something is so awsome that it cannot be called dope or fly so they are put together to explain the true greatness of what it is.
man, did you see the new mustang? it's dopefly.
by Jordan April 22, 2005
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savik

1. a retartd person who plays quake
2. a gay person who plays quake
3. an off the hook person who plays quake
4. a nut case
5. one who yells for fun.
6. a person who hates everyone and everything
1. saviktaco
2. saviktaco
3. saviktaco
by Jordan August 11, 2004
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Savik

a retartded person who palys quake
a homosexualy person who plays quake
a gaunt fighter
a tight a** MOFO
savik savik savik taco
by Jordan August 11, 2004
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mep you?

A shortened version of "May I help you?" used by some non-English speaking fast food cashiers.
You: <walk up to register>
Cashier: mep you?
by Jordan October 01, 2004
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