jordan's definitions

knock

to tell on someone

person 1: im grounded because my parents found out that i stole gum from the gas station.
person 2: i didnt knock on you.

by jordan October 30, 2003

Hangunder

The funny feeling you get when you wake up after a night of not drinking and you're not hungover like usual.

"Yeah, I didn't go party last night, I woke up this morning with a wicked hangunder"

by Jordan May 18, 2004

north america

Clearly the most impressive continent on earth and clearly the most powerful. The U.S has the power, Canada has the natural resources, and Mexico has the sweat shop labour all readily available

Fuck everyone else, we own you all.

by Jordan August 19, 2004

Savik

a retartded person who palys quake
a homosexualy person who plays quake
a gaunt fighter
a tight a** MOFO

savik savik savik taco

by Jordan August 11, 2004

Smart rock

Underground (indie) music that appeals to a discerning, educated audience keen on cynicism and dejected wit. The music itself is often mellow yet complex- a reflection of its audience's personality.

Smart rock is the antonym of Dude rock.

Instead of studying their AP English Literature homework, William and Sara made out to Smart rock on the couch.

by Jordan May 6, 2004

rusty bomber

when someone takes a huge dump on your chest

i sure could go for a "rusty bomber"right about now.

by jordan November 16, 2003

Nooch

the inside of a woman's vagina

i love the nooch

by jordan October 12, 2003