jordan's definitions

baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 11, 2004

that's hefty

Replacement for that's hot

I have a hat the size of Montana
That's hefty.

by Jordan January 2, 2005

goth

A person who is themselves,so what if they wear darker clothing,and some,not all are depressed.they are people.they usually like different music/art then others,and are usually very funny and nice.

Look around,you'll find some.

by jordan January 31, 2004

alberkerque snoodle

un like in a snoodle where 2 men rub their genatles together 2 women do it instead

between 2 homosexual women

by Jordan June 1, 2003

playstation2

Apparently, an excuse for homophobia, sniping and petty bickering...

2 is for twice the insults, with the new Sony playstation2. Incidentally, we can't be bothered to press shift or spacebar - it's PlayStation 2, by the way.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

fuckhead

A word chinese in origin which
has diverse meaning

1) A stupid bastard man that doesnt
know he is a stupid bastard man
2) A head that has been fucked many
A time by any object
3) A girl that hates it when
you call her a fuckhead

1) That stupid fuckhead you cant just
Say that Niel Diamond isnt the best
Musician on this earth!

2) God my this kids fuck head is
chaved so bad, what a fuckhead

3) Annalyse is my favorite fuckhead
And I like her Seven Times over

by Jordan May 26, 2004

MTV

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

by Jordan December 17, 2004