Definitions by jonty

Bedok 

A suburb in the Upper East Coast of Singapore. It is considered to be one of the biggest townships in Singapore, the suburb boasts strong sporting facilities as well as a large mall and a MRT. Bedok is one of Singapore's many HDB heartlands.

Person 1: Ayy bro, I'm coming from Tamp where should we meet?

Person 2: Ahh, Bedok can lah?

Person 1: Can bro. Bedok Mall right?

Person 2: Yeah

Bedok by Jonty May 2, 2018

:F

The emoticon, which is a fun and revolutionary, temporary replacement for the famous emotion :P

This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.

Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.

Jonty: So how big is your Lizard Ms Thomas ?
Ms Thomas: 5 metres

Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F

:F by JoNty September 18, 2012

Jonty 

Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.

Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.

"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."

Jonty by Jonty April 3, 2005

baseball bat size 

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

baseball bat size by Jonty September 8, 2004

Ards 

Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")

a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets

"u just stayin in ards tonite aye? spoons yeh?"

Ards by Jonty September 8, 2004

Richmonds 

along with Mayfair, the only cigarettes available in Newtownards for under £2

not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds

also available in superking or baseball bat size

"mate... will you go in and get us 10 richmonds and a 3 leet?"

Richmonds by Jonty September 8, 2004

monster plus

An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.

Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.

"fuckin don't get a fuckin monster reef mate, at least mate it a monster plus"

monster plus by Jonty September 8, 2004