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Definitions by jondich

Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.
They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey
Klingon Ghetto Sled by jondich February 7, 2020

Spindick 

A person who deflects the attention from themselves or creates an excuse when caught in a fallacy or lie.
He is a spindick because he was sweet talking to his girlfriend when he was caught in a lie about other girlfriends.
Spindick by jondich June 14, 2018

Financial Assrape 

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud
Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.
Financial Assrape by jondich May 31, 2018

propane sexual

A person who obsesses over gas grills and propane accessories. Typically Rednecks or Outdoor Wannabes
He is a propane sexual. How many gas grills does he have?
propane sexual by jondich October 6, 2017

Bounced Out 

Getting fired from or walked out on an job
Jim got bounced out from his cashiering job at Target for repeat no-shows.
Bounced Out by jondich August 20, 2016