Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jondich

Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehood and lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a topic or subject

Another example of Bullshit Artistry. A person claiming to be a science expert without credentials

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A candidate that campaigns for an elected office virtually or only based out of their house.

There is a candidate that cementroots campaigning for a city council seat by holding virtual townhalls instead of engaging the public.

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Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

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A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.

Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.

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When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

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A adult-women who acts immaturely and/or idolizes childhood products or hobbies

This lady is a broadchild because she should not be playing with legos at 35 years old.

Broadchild by jondich February 28, 2020

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Is your penis that small or are you echoing in your jockstrap?

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