jondich's definitions

Thin Brains

Someone who is unintelligent and/or cannot comprehend complex situations

He has thin brains becuase he cannot comprehend that Atlanta is more than a place on the map.

by jondich March 24, 2024

Pollyanna Speak

News, economists, and personalities in the media and politics downplay growing disasters or negative outcomes when being direct is an inconvenient truth.

I read an article on the economy that use a lot of pollyanna speak when it comes to how bad the recession is going to get.

by jondich September 28, 2022

Blue Screen Music

All modern Pop, R&B, and Rap music that consists of monotone and computer instrumentals. These songs containing computer instrumentals sound like a Windows Desktop Operating System crashing or known as "Blue Screening".

Some people could consider all music that came out in the past 5 years as "Blue Screen Music" because they only sound like a computer crashing in the background

by jondich July 1, 2021

Biblical

Some event or thing that is beyond mundane or is historical

That game was biblical because it went into overtime on a controversial playcall.

by jondich February 13, 2022

The Matt Gaetz Eight

A group of eight Republicans led by Flordia Congressmen Matt Gaetz that ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy with aid of Democrats

I heard The Matt Gaetz Eight sold out every conservative in the country.

by jondich October 4, 2023

Alabama Looking

Someone who looks trashy, or unkept is usually a person with poor hygiene.

That person is Alabama looking with a beard, ripped up clothes, and smells bad.

by jondich May 5, 2024

External Intelligence

A person who has an understanding of social norms when communicating or interacting with others.

He has external Intelligence when he greets others with respect in the apartment complex.

by jondich July 13, 2024