Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.
He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time
by jondich January 20, 2021
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minirecord

There are commonly known as Compact Discs which play music etc. They have the same shape as Vinyl records but are portable.
I bought a Minirecord set of Elton John's greatest hits online from Amazon.
by jondich January 20, 2021
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Friskies Beast

A house cat that continually caterwauls or tries get the owner's attention until they receive wet cat food. Sometimes many times a day.
My youngest cat is a Friskies beast because he will do anything he can to get wet cat food several times a day.
by jondich August 26, 2021
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Echoing in your jockstrap

Is your penis that small or are you echoing in your jockstrap?
by jondich February 11, 2020
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Woke Imperialism

A foreign policy is used by nation-states to dictate to other nations based on perceived injustices the other nations are committing.
The United States uses Woke Imperialism on their approach to Isreal after the October 7th attacks by Hamas.
by jondich May 27, 2024
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Wokes

People who are Gen-Zers and/or hardcore ideological leftists that influence pop culture, the media, and the government Ex: SJWs, Transpeople, BLM, Antifa, Marxists, and college students.
The wokes hate our founding documents becuase they believe our republic was founded on white supremacy and slavery.
by jondich November 25, 2023
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Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud
Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.
by jondich May 31, 2018
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