Definitions by jondich

Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehood and lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a topic or subject

Another example of Bullshit Artistry. A person claiming to be a science expert without credentials

Bullshit Artistry by jondich January 7, 2021

Cementroots Campaigning 

A candidate that campaigns for an elected office virtually or only based out of their house.

There is a candidate that cementroots campaigning for a city council seat by holding virtual townhalls instead of engaging the public.

Cementroots Campaigning by jondich September 23, 2020

Social Square 

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

Social Square by jondich July 28, 2020

Legend in their own pants 

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.

Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.

Legend in their own pants by jondich July 4, 2020

jurisdiction pud-pulling 

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

jurisdiction pud-pulling by jondich February 28, 2020

Broadchild 

A adult-women who acts immaturely and/or idolizes childhood products or hobbies

This lady is a broadchild because she should not be playing with legos at 35 years old.

Broadchild by jondich February 28, 2020

Echoing in your jockstrap 

looking for their small penis or genitals

Is your penis that small or are you echoing in your jockstrap?

Echoing in your jockstrap by jondich February 11, 2020