jondich's definitions

Got Cancelled

To get dismissed, rejected, kicked out, or terminated from a group, business, etc. due to a personal or professional dislike of you.

I Got Cancelled from my job last week because my managers never liked my ideas in team meetings.

by jondich March 18, 2021

Wokewashing

Deplatforming or censoring authors, creators, and commentators because those individuals do not follow woke or left-wing viewpoints on society.

Thousands of users on Facebook were examples of Wokewashing when they posted news stories about Hunter Biden's laptop.

by jondich September 22, 2023

Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich May 31, 2018

Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 22, 2023

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021

Self Sodomization

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

by jondich February 12, 2021

Parade of Dumps

The opposite of Parade of Homes which features elegant homes. Homes and Apartments that are run down, trashy, or have very few amenities.

I look at a place in town, It should be considered a parade of dumps with all of the bugs and things left in the hallway.

by jondich January 1, 2023