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Definitions by jondich

Faggot Meat 

A gay guy who obsesses over masturbation, dirty jokes, and hates when straight people use masturbation and dirty jokes in social situations .
I know a guy who is a faggot meat because he is an out of the closet gay person who does not the use dirty jokes by straight people.
Faggot Meat by jondich September 9, 2021

Play With His Amusement Park 

A person is generally a male who masturbates or obsesses about masturbation
I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.

Friskies Beast 

A house cat that continually caterwauls or tries get the owner's attention until they receive wet cat food. Sometimes many times a day.
My youngest cat is a Friskies beast because he will do anything he can to get wet cat food several times a day.
Friskies Beast by jondich August 26, 2021

Blue Screen Music

All modern Pop, R&B, and Rap music that consists of monotone and computer instrumentals. These songs containing computer instrumentals sound like a Windows Desktop Operating System crashing or known as "Blue Screening".
Some people could consider all music that came out in the past 5 years as "Blue Screen Music" because they only sound like a computer crashing in the background
Blue Screen Music by jondich July 1, 2021
Food items and brands that trend in popularity for a certain period of time, then become obscure in the long term.
The Impossible Burger is one of those pop foods that will still be on the market in 10 years, but not as popular.
Pop Foods by jondich June 19, 2021

Pasttime Pop Music

Music that consists of different genres ranging from Early Jazz and Big Band, Early R&B, Early Rock and Roll, Doo-Woop, and Loung music. The time period usually dates from the Early 20th Century up to the 1960s
My Favorite Pasttime Pop Music is Glenn Miller and Bobby Darin.

Got Cancelled 

To get dismissed, rejected, kicked out, or terminated from a group, business, etc. due to a personal or professional dislike of you.
I Got Cancelled from my job last week because my managers never liked my ideas in team meetings.
Got Cancelled by jondich March 18, 2021