Baddiel is a term given for a very unfunny comedian or one who believes he/she is funny but really isn't.
We all piled into the minivan and made our way to Bracknell to see Donna McPhail doing stand-up. At one point during her act, she asked if there was a doctor in the house. There was. He replied "Yes, now tell me if there is a comedian?" She was sooo bad she was a Baddiel.
by Jonathan June 23, 2004
by Jonathan September 21, 2004
And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.
by Jonathan May 06, 2005
A television network that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.
by Jonathan February 28, 2005
Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
by Jonathan October 04, 2004
He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
by Jonathan October 02, 2003