Definitions by jonathan

misch 

misch: noun. A kid who is always cool and really funny. The kid may have friends who think they can beat-box and dance, but really can't. The typical misch doesn't let such people bother them.

Jonathan is such a misch

misch by Jonathan December 16, 2004

The TU Plastics 

skanky blonde Trojan cheerleaders, refuse to walk anywhere, all hook up with the same people and practice on each other, suck at cheerleading and only do it to get some ass, which they do on a regular basis b.c they are all WHORES!

Ashley, Mandy, Lindsay, Jenny

The TU Plastics by Jonathan December 13, 2004

Vaggot

A maggot that is eating the decayed remains of a female human vagina.

a.She had a yeast infection so bad, you could have sword there were vaggots eating that shit.
b. As I walked into the room I could only smell the cold stale stench of vaggot ridden vagina

Vaggot by Jonathan December 13, 2004

Asshole-Milkshake 

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

Asshole-Milkshake by Jonathan December 13, 2004

burger shot

A punch to the cooter.
Smashing the vagina with your fist.

She wouldn't put out so I gave her a burger shot.

burger shot by Jonathan December 4, 2004

sorta kinda 

"kinda sorta" backwards. It has the same meaning, but sounds worse.

-Having a Good Day?

-Meh... (kinda sorta/sorta kinda)

sorta kinda by Jonathan December 2, 2004

metro sexual 

Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.

That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.

metro sexual by Jonathan December 1, 2004