jon himself's definitions

dirty mudflaps

A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG

yobags, did you check the dirty mudflaps on that one?

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

essay

a mexican dude

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!

by Jon Himself March 28, 2003

cuntsack

a dirty dirty slag

you cuntsack, did you eat my last microwave burrito?

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

coochie duster

a Goateee

Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

safe haven

The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.

Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"

by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

toe crackers

the nasty ass residue that is found inside your socks after many-many days without bathing, or changing your socks

Dude, I'm rolling a joint here, watch the toe crackers!!!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003