jon himself's definitions

bonez0r

To Lay a righteous fuckin on some chick,

Man when you were passed out from the whippets we were doing, I totally bonez0r'd your sister. Hoooooo ya damn right!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

rawketh

Something that has the ability and talent to rock more than Lemmy from motorhead on Speed.

You see that chick over there with the dirty pillows? One night I banged her, it was so great, rawketh!

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

fuckass shit

a major loser

Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

cuntsack

a dirty dirty slag

you cuntsack, did you eat my last microwave burrito?

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

hoo

expressing immense joy, or satisfaction

"hoo , ya damn right!"

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

yobags

A Hip Hop wigger term to express acknowledgement to another

"Yobags whats the damage, we gonna finger your cousin tonight? aight, *respect*

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003