jon himself's definitions

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently

Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

girlboner

When a female mammal, has a hardcore lusting attraction to a male, or female, for that matter in a sexual, and sometimes even sexually deviant persuasion.

K-licious totally has a girlboner for that new dude that sells the crystal meth.

by Jon Himself April 29, 2003

ace of spadez

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.

Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

virginian

A girl who's never had one slip past the goalie, or been dickled

{person 1} damn Juniors still trying to bone ba donka donk?

{person 2} dude, she's a virginian, so its gonna take a fucking month of sundays

by Jon Himself August 1, 2003

rawketh

Something that has the ability and talent to rock more than Lemmy from motorhead on Speed.

You see that chick over there with the dirty pillows? One night I banged her, it was so great, rawketh!

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

bonez0r

To Lay a righteous fuckin on some chick,

Man when you were passed out from the whippets we were doing, I totally bonez0r'd your sister. Hoooooo ya damn right!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003