girlboner

When a female mammal, has a hardcore lusting attraction to a male, or female, for that matter in a sexual, and sometimes even sexually deviant persuasion.
K-licious totally has a girlboner for that new dude that sells the crystal meth.
by Jon Himself April 29, 2003
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pube teeth

getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.
Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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yobags

A Hip Hop wigger term to express acknowledgement to another
"Yobags whats the damage, we gonna finger your cousin tonight? aight, *respect*
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
mugGet the yobagsmug.

safe haven

The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.
Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"
by Jon Himself July 01, 2003
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cuntsack

you cuntsack, did you eat my last microwave burrito?
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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dirty mudflaps

A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG
yobags, did you check the dirty mudflaps on that one?
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
mugGet the dirty mudflapsmug.

essay

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!
by Jon Himself March 28, 2003
mugGet the essaymug.