pumpkinfuck

a big load of fucking shit

I'm stuck working overtime, all in all, its a big pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

ball cleavage

Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes

I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently

Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

shit giblets

small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process

Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

virginian

A girl who's never had one slip past the goalie, or been dickled

{person 1} damn Juniors still trying to bone ba donka donk?

{person 2} dude, she's a virginian, so its gonna take a fucking month of sundays

by Jon Himself August 01, 2003

girlboner

When a female mammal, has a hardcore lusting attraction to a male, or female, for that matter in a sexual, and sometimes even sexually deviant persuasion.

K-licious totally has a girlboner for that new dude that sells the crystal meth.

by Jon Himself April 30, 2003