Definitions by jon himself

flexall cock 

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

flexall cock by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

pumpkinfuck 

a big load of fucking shit

I'm stuck working overtime, all in all, its a big pumpkinfuck

pumpkinfuck by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

coochie duster 

a Goateee

Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck

coochie duster by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently

Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee

futurama nerd by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

ace of spadez 

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

ace of spadez by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

wacketh 

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation

brb dude, I gotta wacketh it

wacketh by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

shit giblets 

small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process

Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom

shit giblets by Jon Himself March 13, 2003