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Everyone's favorite non-scenester girl from Pennsylvania. Lives near me. Is a beast in bed. Can hold her whiskey like no other. I've never seen her drink whiskey, but she likes the phrase "can hold her whiskey like no other."
by Jon April 13, 2004
Get the sienamug. Jim just gets up in the morning, walks into the kitchen to see his roomate there sipping his Tim Horton's double double coffee.
"How's it going eh?" Queries Jim, formalizing the conversation between them and fulfilling any requisites to speak with non-monosyllables.
Doug, the roomate, grunts in acknowledgement, then pours more coffee and bites his kruller from Tim Horton's, it's all about the tractor wheel eh.
"How's it going eh?" Queries Jim, formalizing the conversation between them and fulfilling any requisites to speak with non-monosyllables.
Doug, the roomate, grunts in acknowledgement, then pours more coffee and bites his kruller from Tim Horton's, it's all about the tractor wheel eh.
by Jon May 20, 2004
Get the how's it goin' eh?mug. used whenever talking about my sisters old boyfriend who likes to hit girls. a sign of a fuckface is someone who likes to sit on cowboy boots during sex and pretends its and accident.
Sis: I can't believe i dated that fuckface
Me: Ya i know, i bet he's at home sitting on a cowboy boot right now
Me: Ya i know, i bet he's at home sitting on a cowboy boot right now
by Jon November 6, 2004
Get the fuckfacemug. A stencil object usually used in recreational activies involving young children, ages 4 to 89. Mostly used with a pen or pencil. A piece of paper would be handy, as well.
"The spirograph is cool, fo' shizzle mah nizzle."
by Jon November 16, 2003
Get the spirographmug. Laughing My Left Testicle Off. This is used when you are laughing so much that your left testicle is falling off.
by Jon December 23, 2004
Get the lmltomug. They rival The Beatles when it comes to progression. They started as an R&B cover band, catering to their mod audience. From there, they produced angst-ridden singles like I Can't Explain and My Generation.
They might be best known for their rock opera Tommy, about a deaf dumb and blind boy who becomes a pinball champion and a spiritual leader.
Quadrophenia, another rock opera by The Who, is musically superior to Tommy but lesser known by the general public. It tells the story of a mod named Jimmy who struggles to find his identity and find happiness. I wouldn't be surprised if it strongly influenced American Idiot.
Between the two rock operas, they produced Who's Next, known for Baba O'Riley (aka "Teenage Wasteland), Behind Blue Eyes, and Won't Get Fooled Again.
During their early years, guitarist Pete Townshend and drummer Keith Moon would smash their equipment at the end of their gigs. Good way to get out of doing an encore!
They might be best known for their rock opera Tommy, about a deaf dumb and blind boy who becomes a pinball champion and a spiritual leader.
Quadrophenia, another rock opera by The Who, is musically superior to Tommy but lesser known by the general public. It tells the story of a mod named Jimmy who struggles to find his identity and find happiness. I wouldn't be surprised if it strongly influenced American Idiot.
Between the two rock operas, they produced Who's Next, known for Baba O'Riley (aka "Teenage Wasteland), Behind Blue Eyes, and Won't Get Fooled Again.
During their early years, guitarist Pete Townshend and drummer Keith Moon would smash their equipment at the end of their gigs. Good way to get out of doing an encore!
I hope I die before I get old.
Right behind you, I see the millions. On you, I see the glory. From you, I get opinions. From you, I get the story.
Don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only teenage wasteland.
Can you see the real me?
Love, reign o'er me!
Right behind you, I see the millions. On you, I see the glory. From you, I get opinions. From you, I get the story.
Don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only teenage wasteland.
Can you see the real me?
Love, reign o'er me!
by Jon March 17, 2005
Get the the whomug. (v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.
by Jon September 15, 2003
Get the Clarkmug.