jon's definitions

freedom fries

A large sculpture on Staten Island that Americans will surely erect to reflect their true hatred of the principles of a free society.

Mommy, what does the "Freedom" in "Freedom Fries" mean?

by jon January 18, 2004

weez

A weird little (not literal) individual whos real name is louisa. she can be found hanging at the wall or winnign cookery competitions. other examples of nicknames are:
spuds sis
flush
flushing wiz
tic tac

a: where's weez?
b: at the wall
a: kewl, lets go.
b: sure

by jon April 5, 2004

Geddy

The god-like bass player and freakishly high singer of one of Rock and Rolls greatest bands ever, Rush

Damn, Geddys voice is up the shizzle

by Jon May 13, 2005

Vag Tap

Almost like a ball tap, except tapping a girls vagina.

Carly wouldn't shut her damn trap, so I vag tapped her.

by Jon February 5, 2004

smairy

A fairy like creature that is found on the isle of anglesey

That there, is a smairy

by Jon July 16, 2003

FoxTrot

The Best comic strip ever made by Bill Amend. If you don't read it, you're gay, If you've never heard of it, get a life, and you are still gay.

The kids in FoxTrot are always doing wierd things.

by Jon May 18, 2004

Bill Clinton

The word used during sexual intercourse, Oral sex, orgasm in general.

Yes...thats it..YES, YES, YES, Dont stop!!!! Dont Stop!!! uuuuhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh...

How was it hun? It was Bill Clinton style.

by Jon June 5, 2003