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strumolo

One of the whoriest kinds of females, the type that when they fart it smells like K-Y Jelly Whorish
Did that strumolo fart again?
by Jon April 4, 2005
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1337

Most people who use it are vaugely computor literate, however, most usually nerds. Its great to take the piss out of, although if you do you should watch out. This is because so real hackers, or true "1337s" use it. So if you start cussing off one guy for using 1337, you may get a trojan, and the next you know, some hackers using your comp to download kiddy porn.
1|= (_) (4|\| |¬34|) 7|-|15, (_) |\|33|) 70 937 14||) - this may or may not be true.
by jon July 23, 2006
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circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.
When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.
by Jon April 5, 2005
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Palos Verdes

1. A collective term for the four cities on the Palos Verdes Peninsula (Rolling Hills, Rolling Hills Estates, Palos Verdes, and Rancho Palos Verdes).

2. Literally means "green sticks" in Spanish.

3. Also known as "the hill."
"It's not the black Beverly Hills, it's the black Palos Verdes."

- Reservoir Dogs
by Jon April 6, 2005
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platypuss

The most fucked up animal ever concieved!!!
"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"
by Jon April 7, 2005
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train man

The man who saves people on the train... he also has a fascination with salad tossing.. he likes it alot!
"Train man! Save US!"
"Train man is here! Never Fear!!"
"Thank you Train Man!"
"Anytime! But Now You Owe Me A Salad!"
by Jon April 7, 2005
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Yankee Rose

An extremely attractive, American woman. So attractive that you star talking to a guitar.
Woah! She's beautiful! I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose.
by Jon December 7, 2004
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