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Definitions by jomo

Sneak away sex 

To sneak away during a party or get together and bang your big titty wife while everyone wonders where you are.
Yo man, I had the best sneak away sex with my wife. She has a sick ass and I love that beaver. It sucks I have to beg for it.

I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.
Sneak away sex by Jomo June 19, 2021

povresita 

spanish way of saying "poor baby" or when a girl is being cranky
man 1: my boyfriend just dumped me
man 2: povresita
or
kristin is being povresita
povresita by jomo March 11, 2005

madonna-whore complex 

Men classify all women into one of only two categories: either evil sexual temptress, or good and pure saint; a woman has to be one or the other.
Mortimer believed that only bad girls enjoyed sex, so he felt free to despise them.
madonna-whore complex by Jomo October 30, 2003