shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

by jojo August 25, 2004

sookie sookie now

expression of admiration, or satisfaction, especially in regards to the shape and beauty of a female

A beautiful girl with a tight body walks by and you look at her and say "Ahhhhhhhhhh sookie sookie, now!!"

by jojo October 24, 2003

reggie

regular weed

I wanted the chronic but Reggie was the only one hanging out.

by jojo November 14, 2002

axe

a stupid ass cologne that fat or unnatractive loser guys wear to try to attract women. Its a sham yet they have hope to beleive it will attract women even though their fat n nasty, thats how stupid they are. Axe cologne is also cheap as shit, usually worn by broke men. The commercials are cheesy as hell.

you stupid broke nega get some good cologne , that axe you wearin smells like grandmas ass.

by jojo February 25, 2005

wheeple

To whine, in front of people. In pursuit of sympathy.

His life is so hard, he just likes to wheeple.

Quit wheepling you fugly smacktard.

by JoJo July 21, 2004

springsin'

1) v: social interaction within the Colorado Springs, CO Urban area. Activities include Bar-hopping, Putt-putt, and Bowl-a-roki. Usually restricted to those w/o families.
2) v: pro-creating at an abnormally young age. See example.

1) Matt, Whatcha doin tonight? Springsin', baby. Springsin'.
2) ... is married, with a child!?. Yeah, too much springsin' as a teen.

by JoJo October 28, 2004

elephant

A large grey animal from africa and asia.

I went to see the elephant at the zoo today

by Jojo August 09, 2004