"The police in Glendale, California, raided a large party yesterday evening. Among the goods confiscated were alcoholic beverages, Quaalude, cocaine, and a substantial amount of a potent marijuana concentrate called Thai stick."
by Johnny Chingas October 19, 2008
by Johnny Chingas May 03, 2004
A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....
"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009
An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.
by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004
An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.
"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."
by Johnny Chingas May 03, 2004
A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).
I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.
by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004
i) As a verb, "yapple" intuitively means, "running one's yap (mouth)."
ii) As a noun, yapple could mean a quantity of gibberish (meaningless sounds or language).
ii) As a noun, yapple could mean a quantity of gibberish (meaningless sounds or language).
i) When Christina woke up in the back seat, she yappled.
ii) "I've never heard such utterly boring yapple in my life!!"
ii) "I've never heard such utterly boring yapple in my life!!"
by Johnny Chingas May 09, 2004