crouton

a man hat smiles all the time even when eating!!!

crouton ur civic is slow!

by johnboy May 10, 2003

Andrew

A dickhead who cant control himself yet can be very entertaining at times

“Why are you acting like such a dickhead? I’ll start calling you andrew!”

by Johnboy July 18, 2021

toe up

tore up. just all fucked up see ate up. military slang

that uniform is toe up

by johnboy July 09, 2002

latina

Latina is someone who is Italian, Spanish, Portugese or Argentinian. In other words not hispanic, but European-white... most people confuse the two.

Latina's are very pretty.

by johnboy April 05, 2005

flastic

Sometimes good but most of the time not.

John was flastic at sof2

by Johnboy June 23, 2004

dargart

a corruption of dark heart.

That Mark Willson is an absolute dargart.

by johnboy March 03, 2005

ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

by Johnboy January 03, 2005