john stromboli's definitions

honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

Mount of the Gods

A game on ROBLOX that should be an actual game. You have to survive seasons by sacrificing objects, farming, hunting, and more. You can also collect different masks that give you items or boosts. It's an awesome game that I highly reccomend if you have ROBLOX.

Me: hey dude wanna play Mount of the Gods?
Idiot: You mean that dumb game on ROBLOX?
Me: Go to hell

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

what time is it

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper

what time is it

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

Toilet

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

ur vagina a resigna

Ultimate insult.
Nothing else, because it's too powerful to describe as human.

Ur vagina a resigna

by john stromboli June 21, 2021

Frederick Quicksilver

mother, i have just committed homicide on a man
put an armed weapon against his cranium
pulled the firing mechanism via my finger, now he has died

Frederick quicksilver was also in the music band named matriarch

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

sr. deuss

The cat in the hat live action movie in a nutshell

Sr. Deuss is my favorite writer

by john stromboli June 21, 2021