john stromboli's definitions

Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

do!nh1Jamb

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do!nh1Jamb

by john stromboli January 3, 2025

what time is it

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper

what time is it

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

Toilet

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

snoldier

A soldier who uses their primary weapon to snipe people. Basically a huntsman sniper but the arrows go straight instead of falling.

We got a snoldier on the bridge!

by john stromboli November 27, 2020

ur husbo a lesbo

worse than ur granny tranny, worse than ur wife has no life, worse than anything. this is why gympies make horses turn into lemmings. after you say this, please not that the Free Uncle Commitment Kids (FUCK) is not responsible for any suicides, homicides, regicides, genocides, or pesticides. use at your own risk.

ur husbo a lesbo

by john stromboli April 29, 2021

madanascar

Malagasy car races.

Anyone else surprised this is the first definition of Madanascar?

by john stromboli July 7, 2021