booger salt

Coke.

Booger salt is coke.

by john stromboli September 07, 2020

your hubby a teletubby

Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.

your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master

by john stromboli December 14, 2021

Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

twypgalvzm

A short but extremely obscure QWERTY combo. Nobody has thought of it.

twypgalvzm

by john stromboli August 17, 2020

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

disp

Short for dispenser. Used in Team Fortress 2.

Joel: this dumb Spy keeps sapping my disp

by john stromboli October 27, 2020

So this is how liberty dies

With thunderous applause. A quote from the Star Wars fictional character, Padme Amidala, played by Natalie Portman.

Padme: So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause.

by john stromboli January 22, 2021