roombate

A portmanteau of roomba and roomate. Basically someone who gamers would call normal and what other people would call lonely. A person who only has his technology to be there with him. And tbh, can't really blame 'em. I mean, who else wouldn't want to basically have a threesome with their computer and gamer chair?

roombate

by john stromboli April 14, 2021

liquid fortnitrogen

The ultimate solution for cringy fortnite kids.

Fortnite kid: i got the dub
Mom: *pours liquid fortnitrogen onto child*
Fortnite kid: 👁👄👁

by john stromboli April 23, 2021

sanny claus

What everyone from anywhere near NY or PA calls Old St. Nicholas.

some grandmother from Brooklyn: soon sanny claus will come

by john stromboli January 03, 2021

snoldier

A soldier who uses their primary weapon to snipe people. Basically a huntsman sniper but the arrows go straight instead of falling.

We got a snoldier on the bridge!

by john stromboli November 28, 2020

ur descendant hung from ur pendant

absolute destruction. use this and you will get clam india.

ur descendant hung from ur pendant
*unleashes a black hole bigger than ur moms inside-outer

by john stromboli February 22, 2021

Bard

An archetype in spore with the worst voice, just google "spore bard voice" and 1/2 of the comments will be haters.

Bard Empire: *le random mouth opening*
Me: shut the fructose up

by john stromboli March 29, 2021

sr. deuss

The cat in the hat live action movie in a nutshell

Sr. Deuss is my favorite writer

by john stromboli June 21, 2021