john smith's definitions
A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range
by John Smith January 27, 2005
Get the Guyutemug. The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...
A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.
To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.
The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.
The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
by John Smith October 14, 2004
Get the gorbasmmug. by John Smith January 6, 2004
Get the huw manmug. grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.
by john smith March 30, 2005
Get the lion tamermug. A very smelly and stincy hairy beast, or just a person that forgot how to use the shower and hasn't showered for centuries and usually smells like feet (or shit, your choice)...
Also, a stupid, arrogant and funny looking male\thing that has no exact definition till this very day!
Also, a stupid, arrogant and funny looking male\thing that has no exact definition till this very day!
Look at him, his hair is all messed up and he walkes very funny - what a Boban!
Damn! He smells like pure shit! And his hair smells like my feet!
Damn! He smells like pure shit! And his hair smells like my feet!
by John Smith March 31, 2004
Get the bobanmug. 
1.to be fucked over by valve software
2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online
2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online
by John Smith March 4, 2004
Get the steamedmug.