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young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait'
Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.
by John Smith May 13, 2005
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Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who is a decent person, and has supported many of the public interests in California. However, he has failed in the same place Grey Davis did. He has done nothing new to balance the budget. He merely took many loans, and somehow the intelligent californias are none-the-wiser.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: They are GIRLI MEN
by John Smith January 4, 2005
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Britain

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!
Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"
by John Smith November 11, 2004
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hooden

a hooden is another way to say jew
u want to call sum1 a jew just say ur a hooden
by john smith November 12, 2004
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broke dick

A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.
Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.
by John Smith May 13, 2005
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næijh

A bad Norwegian word that should not be uttered in this place.

Norwegian English
næjih = no/nah/nay
by John Smith August 18, 2003
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coursework

Like homework but 10x worse. Wastes lots of time for a small percentage of an exam. one could spend the same amount of time one wud hav used doing coursework to work and earn money, rather than getting qualifications to earn less money in the future. More money now, rather than less money later.
Have you done the coursework children?

Fuck you, you crazy bitch, you better get outta my fuckin site before i bitch slap yo ass bak to where u fukkin came from u arab!
by John Smith February 15, 2004
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