john smith's definitions

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait'

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.

by John Smith May 13, 2005

hooden

a hooden is another way to say jew

u want to call sum1 a jew just say ur a hooden

by john smith November 12, 2004

Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who is a decent person, and has supported many of the public interests in California. However, he has failed in the same place Grey Davis did. He has done nothing new to balance the budget. He merely took many loans, and somehow the intelligent californias are none-the-wiser.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: They are GIRLI MEN

by John Smith January 4, 2005

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

penis eater

someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER

SHERMAN-DONT EAT THAT GUYS dick

by john smith November 26, 2003

stone thrower

racial slur for Palestinian Arabs

those damn stone throwers are always botherin the israeli tanks ya know!!!

by John Smith November 24, 2003

the bergsters

anoying set of twins that live in wisconsin. They often accociate them selves with team jesus and spaz and file harasment constantly.

O great next hour i have the bergsters in my class

by john smith January 16, 2004