john smith's definitions

The Bergsters

The two girls that go to De Pere high school constantly saying they belong to team jesus and such. They spaz often and filed harasment 3 times in one day. Hope you never run into THE BERSTERS.

Oh great, i got the bergsters in my next class

by john smith January 16, 2004

coursework

Like homework but 10x worse. Wastes lots of time for a small percentage of an exam. one could spend the same amount of time one wud hav used doing coursework to work and earn money, rather than getting qualifications to earn less money in the future. More money now, rather than less money later.

Have you done the coursework children?

Fuck you, you crazy bitch, you better get outta my fuckin site before i bitch slap yo ass bak to where u fukkin came from u arab!

by John Smith February 15, 2004

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005

stinger

Stinger is a US made mobile SAM (Surface-to-Air-Missile), which can be carried by military personnel in the battlefield.

They shot down the Mi-24 Hind-D with a single shot of stinger.

by John Smith February 11, 2004

Frollow

To follow in front of someone.

That old guy in the Volvo was frollowing me when I was driving today

by John Smith December 30, 2003

Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

Phrase often used by quagmire on the show Family guy. It is mostly an expression of self aknowledgement or a way to tell someone that you are sexually attracted to them.

Hey baby, if i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

by john smith January 8, 2004