98 definitions by john smith

total recall

complete domination

He performed a total recall

by john smith October 9, 2003

Parimal

Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.

You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)

by john smith August 16, 2004

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by john smith March 22, 2003

turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

by john smith March 22, 2005

mile a minute

An extremely fast pace.

That bitch was talkin a mile a minute.

by john smith June 10, 2004

snakeeyes

openly camp homosexual

people who act like queers off of 60's tv

by john smith March 27, 2003

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by john smith February 23, 2005