full mast

A mammoth man who walks with an awkward limp. Also, 1/2 mast for a smaller version and tits mast edition for one with man titties.

Damn, did you see full mast. He just walked by that little midget asian kid. He has to be atleast triple his size.

by john john November 30, 2004

flippin coins

makin money

Man, I been flippin coins longer than you been walkin, cuz.

by John John October 17, 2003

shoesmith

A bad ass who stops for nothing. Loves to have fun and won't stop their goals for anything.

Man, that guy is a Shoesmith.

by John john December 04, 2013

adamthehorse

HORSE motherfuckers. Don't say shit to Adam, you might regret ever living. Some hobbies of his are punching through concrete, eating shards of glass, and branding himself. Even his own mom approaches him with caution.

"Adam! Don't!"
"Fuck you mom! You're sandwiches SUCK!"
NOW SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about suave; "bethesda's best" fucks any girl HE WANTS. Last week there was a LINE. Girls even call his room "The Rodeo".

Guy 1- Who is that?
Guy 2- I dono for sure, but my sister calls him King Adam
Guy 1- Yea same...

by john john March 20, 2005

the a n f special

wen matt orth jacks off to abercrombie and fitch magazines cuz hes a fagget

woah man matt orths gay as hell

by john john January 03, 2005

heavy cream

full on erection - as hard as it can get when you feel like a vein might pop and explode

when that chick grabbed my junk i got some heavy cream right away

by john john November 30, 2004

quail egging

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.

Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.

by john john September 19, 2006