john john's definitions

coke and a smile

naked woman and a coca cola

Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.

by John John October 17, 2003

terd

a piece of shit mouse or hamster shit

kyle is a retarded is a terd

by john john June 14, 2003

full mast

A mammoth man who walks with an awkward limp. Also, 1/2 mast for a smaller version and tits mast edition for one with man titties.

Damn, did you see full mast. He just walked by that little midget asian kid. He has to be atleast triple his size.

by john john November 30, 2004

Cashville

Nashville, Tennessee the realest place in the US.

Cashville is fulla killaz.

by John John October 17, 2003

PIMP

paper in my pocket

I'm a PIMP

by John John October 17, 2003

hog roast

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up

wow man i hog roasted matt orth

by john john January 3, 2005

the pittsburgh steamer

wen u penetrate so much in anal ur nuts go in too, and they come out all rown and shit, much like the waters around a pittsburgh steamboat

damm bro i got shit on me from that crazy ass pittsburgh steamer!!!!!!

by john john January 3, 2005