john john's definitions
by John John October 17, 2003
Get the flippin coinsmug. HORSE motherfuckers. Don't say shit to Adam, you might regret ever living. Some hobbies of his are punching through concrete, eating shards of glass, and branding himself. Even his own mom approaches him with caution.
"Adam! Don't!"
"Fuck you mom! You're sandwiches SUCK!"
NOW SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk about suave; "bethesda's best" fucks any girl HE WANTS. Last week there was a LINE. Girls even call his room "The Rodeo".
"Adam! Don't!"
"Fuck you mom! You're sandwiches SUCK!"
NOW SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk about suave; "bethesda's best" fucks any girl HE WANTS. Last week there was a LINE. Girls even call his room "The Rodeo".
by john john March 20, 2005
Get the adamthehorsemug. by john john January 3, 2005
Get the hog roastmug. 
naked woman and a coca cola
by John John October 17, 2003
Get the coke and a smilemug. by John John March 2, 2005
Get the UFMmug. A mammoth man who walks with an awkward limp. Also, 1/2 mast for a smaller version and tits mast edition for one with man titties.
Damn, did you see full mast. He just walked by that little midget asian kid. He has to be atleast triple his size.
by john john November 30, 2004
Get the full mastmug.