Definitions by john gallione
columbine
what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.
columbine by john gallione February 19, 2007
drumline
most talented, crazy, fun, and exciting people in the band. typically not your typical band geeks. these guys are normally drummers in rock/punk bands or even in some cases produce rap beats (i do both). most often not a loser and has friends. a lot of them are also athletes. these great people CAN read music. so fuck woodwind players. these people also hate their conductor because conductors blame all their problems on the drums. lastly the group that tends to have the most people kicked out of the band dude to excessive crazyness or smoking weed in the porto pottys.
u hear johnny got kicked out of band for walking out of class when the conductor yelled at him?
too bad he was a big part of the drumline.
too bad he was a big part of the drumline.
drumline by john gallione January 17, 2007
Mila Kunis
portrayed Jackie Berhnardt on that '70s show and does the voice of meg griffen on family guy. super sexy.
Mila Kunis by john gallione January 17, 2007
dead man's hand
the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
dead man's hand by john gallione January 10, 2007
paul mccartney
talented, yes. overrated,yes. best song writer ever, no.
paul mccartney was known really as the lead beatle. though to common misconception, the best beatles songs were actually written by george harrison, not mccartney or lennon. paul also was known to pass on good ideas. I.E "while my guitar gently weeps". mccartney said it would never make the record and that it would be a mistake to record it. Harrison prevailed and got eric clapton (see god for more on eric) to play on the track. While my guitar gently weeps is known to lots of beatles fans as the best beatles song ever written.
paul mccartney was known really as the lead beatle. though to common misconception, the best beatles songs were actually written by george harrison, not mccartney or lennon. paul also was known to pass on good ideas. I.E "while my guitar gently weeps". mccartney said it would never make the record and that it would be a mistake to record it. Harrison prevailed and got eric clapton (see god for more on eric) to play on the track. While my guitar gently weeps is known to lots of beatles fans as the best beatles song ever written.
paul mccartney by john gallione January 1, 2007
angels and airwaves
fag kid #1: hey wanna listen to angels and airwaves?
fag kid #2: yeah and afterwards we can have buttsex!
fag kid #1 YAY!
fag kid #2: yeah and afterwards we can have buttsex!
fag kid #1 YAY!
angels and airwaves by john gallione November 13, 2006
pt cruiser
really gay car, actually number one car of choice by pedophiles because kids are attracted to it because it looks like a matchbox car.
look at that homo driving that pt cruiser
more like a pt loser
i bet he fucks little boys too
lets go throw eggs at it
ok
more like a pt loser
i bet he fucks little boys too
lets go throw eggs at it
ok
pt cruiser by john gallione November 13, 2006