john gallione's definitions

itard

someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.

what the fuck is that thing?
is that a cassette player?
wow that dude is an itard.

by john gallione May 6, 2006

white sox

southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.

hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!

by john gallione June 7, 2007

pt cruiser

really gay car, actually number one car of choice by pedophiles because kids are attracted to it because it looks like a matchbox car.

look at that homo driving that pt cruiser
more like a pt loser
i bet he fucks little boys too
lets go throw eggs at it
ok

by john gallione November 13, 2006

angels and airwaves

shit music made by the man that held blink 182 back. check out +44 cause the fucking pwn A&A.

fag kid #1: hey wanna listen to angels and airwaves?
fag kid #2: yeah and afterwards we can have buttsex!
fag kid #1 YAY!

by john gallione November 13, 2006

Staind

first off if you cant play staind songs because there too hard, you suck at life. Thats not a reason to like or dislike a band anyway. I think staind has had a couple good songs. check out mudshovel, its been a while, for you and outside. all pretty decent songs.

staind is an ok band

by john gallione March 27, 2007

Mila Kunis

portrayed Jackie Berhnardt on that '70s show and does the voice of meg griffen on family guy. super sexy.

dude mila kunis is fucking hot.

by john gallione January 17, 2007

shot put

the anti-track sport because it requires no endurance whatsoever. most guys on the shot put team are football players who get bored in the spring or football players that can't cut it in baseball any more.

dude nick just threw 52'6. hes going to the state finals for shot put.

by john gallione March 31, 2008