john gallione's definitions

angels and airwaves

shit music made by the man that held blink 182 back. check out +44 cause the fucking pwn A&A.

fag kid #1: hey wanna listen to angels and airwaves?
fag kid #2: yeah and afterwards we can have buttsex!
fag kid #1 YAY!

by john gallione November 13, 2006

white sox

southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.

hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!

by john gallione June 7, 2007

dont feed phil

a day when bam told phil he couldnt eat for 24 hours and put up billboarda and even when they went to a turbonegro concert, started a chant of phil is fat

poor fat phil, hes so fat.

by john gallione June 3, 2004

itard

someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.

what the fuck is that thing?
is that a cassette player?
wow that dude is an itard.

by john gallione May 6, 2006

marilyn manson

true- guy who relies on shock to sell his albums. nothing more than another man wearing makeup to get famous. he sells an image not music. he is no better than dashboard confessional.

false- the reason columbine and 9/11 happened. he didnt get a gun and kill those kids, two depressed kids did.

marilyn manson sucks dick but he isnt the reason why kidds kill people.

by john gallione June 2, 2007

columbine

what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.

columbine was the result of two kids who were reduced to nothing on a daily basis.

by john gallione February 19, 2007

Staind

first off if you cant play staind songs because there too hard, you suck at life. Thats not a reason to like or dislike a band anyway. I think staind has had a couple good songs. check out mudshovel, its been a while, for you and outside. all pretty decent songs.

staind is an ok band

by john gallione March 27, 2007