john doe's definitions

tea-bag

setting both testis into a persons mouth

Last night that i tea-bagged the shit out of that bitch

by john doe January 12, 2004

hot

A girl that is sexually attractive.
Pretty, cute, beautiful, sexy.
To be hot, a girl has to be, in my opinion:
1. Thin(not fat)
2. Reasonably sized boobs contribute to hotness
3. I prefer blonde haired women but brown, black hair, etc. is fine
4. Pretty face
5. Smooth skin (light tan)
6. Nice butt
7. Tight clothes (less clothe the better)

Briana Banks is the hottest porn star ever!
Britney Spears is a hot singer
That blonde girl is so hot!
How much hotter could she be?

by John Doe January 7, 2007

Trash Monkey

Some one who uses garbage as their playground. Dumpster Diver.

What s trash monkey, i think that dunce needs a kob>

by John Doe July 9, 2004

shabam

A South Guatemalan militant group bent on bringing all spa production in the U.S. to a halt. “We will take all comforts from the American dogs” A quote from the leader of Shabam.

Shabam split off from a les radical militant group in the middle east.
This very modern Guatemalan militia uses the internet & billboard
advertising to attract new warriors for the cause.

Their newest slogan is “Wham, Bam, Thank you Shabam !”

Cover the hot tub, Shabam is coming.

by John Doe June 17, 2004

Daggla

An übermensch from Greek origin.

There's only one Daggla

by John Doe March 8, 2005

slorth

Anything and every thing.

Slorth you! I just slorthed on over there.

by john doe May 13, 2005

cute

A sexually attractive girl, who's pretty, hot, etc.

Briana Banks is so young and sweet and pretty; She's so cute!

by John Doe January 21, 2004