john crapper's definitions

trifecta of turd

The act of taking an ass splitting, three pound shit.

I just cracked out a trifecta of turd, and my ass is bleeding!

by john crapper March 7, 2008

indian dust devil

A fart blown on one's head.

I snuck up behind him and busted out a bare assed indian dust devil on his head!

by john crapper March 24, 2008

turkish breathmint

The act of having putting a person's anus directly onto another's lips and then farting.

That poor bastard got a turkish breathmint! holy fartmouth!

by john crapper March 7, 2008

busting a fiddy

The act of dumping a half-pound shit

I'm in the crapper busting a fiddy

by john crapper March 7, 2008

afghan facial

The act of giving someone arabian night goggles and a turkish breathmint at the same time.

That man placed his testicles on that person's eyes and then farted directly into his mouth. That man received an afghan facial.

by john crapper March 7, 2008

schnoodling

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.

Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.

by john crapper April 1, 2008

dealing an ace

The act of taking a one pound shit. See also busting a fiddy.

I'm on the john dealing an ace.

by john crapper March 7, 2008