Definitions by john crapper

schnoodling 

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.

Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.

schnoodling by john crapper April 1, 2008

indian dust devil 

A fart blown on one's head.

I snuck up behind him and busted out a bare assed indian dust devil on his head!

indian dust devil by john crapper March 24, 2008

turkish breathmint 

The act of having putting a person's anus directly onto another's lips and then farting.

That poor bastard got a turkish breathmint! holy fartmouth!

turkish breathmint by john crapper March 7, 2008

busting a fiddy 

The act of dumping a half-pound shit

I'm in the crapper busting a fiddy

busting a fiddy by john crapper March 7, 2008

dealing an ace 

The act of taking a one pound shit. See also busting a fiddy.

I'm on the john dealing an ace.

dealing an ace by john crapper March 7, 2008

dropping a deuce 

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace

I'm dropping a deuce and it's going to clog your shitter up.

dropping a deuce by john crapper March 7, 2008

trifecta of turd 

The act of taking an ass splitting, three pound shit.

I just cracked out a trifecta of turd, and my ass is bleeding!

trifecta of turd by john crapper March 7, 2008