john Smith's definitions

broke dick

A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.

Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.

by John Smith May 13, 2005

næijh

A bad Norwegian word that should not be uttered in this place.

Norwegian English
næjih = no/nah/nay

næijh, i do not want to suck your cock.

by John Smith August 18, 2003

Britain

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!

Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"

by John Smith November 11, 2004

hooden

a hooden is another way to say jew

u want to call sum1 a jew just say ur a hooden

by john smith November 12, 2004

yeeus

Used to show lack of interest in the topic at hand

Person 1: So, do you like sponges?
person 2: Yeeus........

by John Smith July 31, 2004

chcracknigspicdianew

a person who is part chinese, white (cracker), african-american (nigger), hispanic (spic), indian, and jewish

Jeff is such a chcracknigspicdianew

by john smith March 23, 2005

Duck

A bird that swims on a lake

A eastern duck

by john Smith March 12, 2003