john Smith's definitions

broke dick

A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.

Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.

by John Smith May 13, 2005

næijh

A bad Norwegian word that should not be uttered in this place.

Norwegian English
næjih = no/nah/nay

næijh, i do not want to suck your cock.

by John Smith August 18, 2003

Britain

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!

Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"

by John Smith November 11, 2004

hooden

a hooden is another way to say jew

u want to call sum1 a jew just say ur a hooden

by john smith November 12, 2004

PLan Z

Young, improving, rapper from North Vancouver, BC, Canada. Check out his site at www.plan-z.tk

Half Persian/ Half Chinese...

Man: I heard some guys were gonna throw eggs at PLan Z when he was performing at the youth group mini-concert.

Woman: Some people just don't know what real hip hop is. They must be jealous of Plan Z or something, you know, he's pretty talented.

by John Smith February 19, 2005

Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who is a decent person, and has supported many of the public interests in California. However, he has failed in the same place Grey Davis did. He has done nothing new to balance the budget. He merely took many loans, and somehow the intelligent californias are none-the-wiser.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: They are GIRLI MEN

by John Smith January 4, 2005

buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex

God Jim, your such a buttstabber

by john smith March 27, 2003