john Doe's definitions

Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.

I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore

by John Doe May 26, 2004

tempur-pedic

A really cool yellow foamy thing that you can sleep on and you can order lots of free samples

I ordered a free sample of the tempur-pedic mattress for a teacher at my school!

by John Doe January 22, 2004

meekrab

an extremely foul tasting sauce, that will eventually replace the word shit in the near future, or possibly mean something along the same lines of shit, except much, much worse

ih my god, this shit tastes like meekrab! i couldnt eat another bite for $1,000,000!

by john doe April 10, 2005

chicken head

a girl who would do anything sexual just to keep the guy that they want. Thinking that they can keep him happy with purely sex.

Alicia is a chicken head.

by John Doe October 10, 2006

harbdoggery

A demonstration of an utter lack of creativity

Another stupid parody? Damnit, you need to stop this harbdoggery.

by John Doe November 24, 2003

hii

Zeo 24 7 – March 12, 2001


Phoenix Khadgar has entered the room.
Phoenix Khadgar: hey
Phoenix Khadgar: is zeo up yet?
AngurisNeo: hii
AngurisNeo: yes
AngurisNeo: it is for me, anyhow
Kyattsuai7: hii?
AngurisNeo: yeah
AngurisNeo: hii
AngurisNeo: its my trademark hello
MoltresY2K has entered the room.
MoltresY2K: HAHAHA
Phoenix Khadgar: i thought it was a typo rolls eyes
AngurisNeo: used only to greet khadgar, and only this once
Kyattsuai7: what?
MoltresY2K: almost 80k hits :-)
MoltresY2K: Wahahaha
XRocketDDZ has entered the room.
XRocketDDZ: hey
purity number 1: hi rocky
Phoenix Khadgar: Konnichiwa rocky-chan :-)
Kyattsuai7: hii


…and the rest is history =^n.n^=

(thanks to kyattsuai for the log!)

alternate spellings: hï, hi² and i believe hi~

Uni: Hey there everyone!
Versi: Hey!
Centrycorn: hii

by John Doe December 10, 2004

bunkey

1. One of the few remaining species of American Ape left roaming the continent. They frequently exhibit traits similar to the human emotions of Anger, and lust. They thrive entirely on a diet consisting of high protein and bitterness. Never look a bunkey straight in the eyes, just simply curl into the fetal postion and await help. If a bunkey is attempting to fornicate with you, simply hand it a Bass, and it will calm down. Bunkeys are a cross breed between the Polish and German apes of Old Europe, which probably explains their horrible dental structure, and short attemtion span, not to mentionbad posture.

Scientific Name : Germanus Muscicus

by John Doe January 5, 2005