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cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it
I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa
by John Doe January 21, 2004
mugGet the cablemug.

Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.
by John Doe May 26, 2004
mugGet the Toothless crackwhoremug.

Oo wee, that is nice and spicy!

1. A phrase uttered in a Wendy's commercial pertaining to Spicy Chicken.
2. Also, a phrase said by someone who has released methane and sulfur dioxide
*Guy farts* Oo wee, that is nice and spicy.
by John Doe December 2, 2003
mugGet the Oo wee, that is nice and spicy!mug.

tempur-pedic

A really cool yellow foamy thing that you can sleep on and you can order lots of free samples
I ordered a free sample of the tempur-pedic mattress for a teacher at my school!
by John Doe January 22, 2004
mugGet the tempur-pedicmug.

meekrab

an extremely foul tasting sauce, that will eventually replace the word shit in the near future, or possibly mean something along the same lines of shit, except much, much worse
ih my god, this shit tastes like meekrab! i couldnt eat another bite for $1,000,000!
by john doe April 10, 2005
mugGet the meekrabmug.

chicken head

a girl who would do anything sexual just to keep the guy that they want. Thinking that they can keep him happy with purely sex.
by John Doe October 10, 2006
mugGet the chicken headmug.

ahad

defines hedonism : a person who lives live for sole plesure
snoop dogg - money + weed sqaured
by John Doe October 21, 2004
mugGet the ahadmug.

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