php

Web programming language to make websites dynamic.

<?php // Begins php
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>

by John Doe March 28, 2004

butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

by John Doe January 17, 2004

Despre Tine

Another dangerously addictive song by the Romanian band 'O-zone', only this one is about a million times better than their extremely popular Dragostea Din Tei, A.K.A the Numa Numa Dance. A remix was also done of this song. The remix is also a million times better than Dragostea Din Tei.

This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.

Guy 1: Bah, it's that stupid Romanian band again.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!

Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.

by John Doe March 12, 2005

Tim Buckley

Writer, artist and creator of the famous gamer comic Ctrl+Alt+Del. Tim Buckley is also the creator of the Winter-een-mas holiday which is a gamer holiday lasting from Jan 25th to Jan 31st.

His famous comic can be found at www.cad-comic.com

You don't know who Tim Buckley is?

No I don't know...

He's the greatest artist and sexiest gamer ever..

by John Doe January 03, 2005

Quiefing

A Bubble of Air Formed From The Outer Vaginal Skin Area.

I Fucked That Bitch So Hard, Her Pussy Was Quiefing

by John Doe May 27, 2004

Ritchie Jao

A stupid lieng son of a bitch asian that should be hung

Me:"Hi Ritchie Jao"
RJ:"Im an asshole"
Well, ther ya hav it

by John Doe February 23, 2005

bunkey

1. One of the few remaining species of American Ape left roaming the continent. They frequently exhibit traits similar to the human emotions of Anger, and lust. They thrive entirely on a diet consisting of high protein and bitterness. Never look a bunkey straight in the eyes, just simply curl into the fetal postion and await help. If a bunkey is attempting to fornicate with you, simply hand it a Bass, and it will calm down. Bunkeys are a cross breed between the Polish and German apes of Old Europe, which probably explains their horrible dental structure, and short attemtion span, not to mentionbad posture.

Scientific Name : Germanus Muscicus

by John Doe January 05, 2005