john's definitions

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

indian giver

A person who gives someone something, then wants it back!

Knoller loves to be an indian giver.

by John January 24, 2005

Kupfner

Incest, Inbreeding

You probably fuck your mom you kupfner

by John March 14, 2004

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.

Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.

by John December 26, 2003

hizzy

house
center of power
the place you call home

abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"

by john July 11, 2004

markass trick

a homosexual that sell his or her self for money

Hey!Seyha you markass trick go back to your corner and make me some money!

by john October 3, 2004