redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

blowzer

fart, flatulence, passing gas.

When I was a little kid, my parents would ask me "Did you let a blowzer?"

Mother to young son:
"I smell a blowzer. Do you want to get out of the car and walk? Wipe that smile off of your face before I slap it off."

by john October 29, 2004

beanworld

An awesome, wacky comic book series by Larry Marder.

Mr. Spook: the Beanworld hero, who leads the Chow Sol'jer Army and performs heroic deeds. In addition, he is the leader of the Gunk'l'Dunk Gang.

Professor Garbanzo: an inventor/scientist bean who also functions as the Beans' primary manufacturer and supplier of tools and weapons.

by John July 01, 2008

keyfood

roccos foundation (the rocco family)

by JOHN October 26, 2003

jesus on a cracker

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

by John December 15, 2004

buzzing noise

annoying sound heard while t-mobilizing. could mean one of the following.
1. coolness levels.
2. aliens trying to communicate with t-mobile users.
3. ghosts trying to communicate with mortal t-mobile users.

"i can barely hear you over the buzzing noise."

by John January 11, 2005

R.H.B.

"right hanging booger" a code for telling a friend they have a booger in their nose. Also "L.H.B." for the left nostril.

Hey Jason...R.H.B.

by John March 06, 2003