john's definitions

liver lips

lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.

As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.

by john May 2, 2003

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

dnizle

a huge parakeet that lives in a cage and eats dog food

yo that dnizle my friend has is mad crazy

by john June 30, 2003

bizneeautch

an evolution of 'bitch'
at first, the word was bitch. then, in the '90s, the gangster folk became popular and started saying "beeyatch"
which soon turned into byatch, then, the final phaze, bizneeautch

you are a bizneeautch.

by john October 10, 2004

RSX

An entry level Acura. Replacing the Integra name plate in the US in 2002. Comes in two trims, base and Type S. The Type S has 40 more HP over the base giving it 200hp, 6 speed transmission, sportier suspention, leather seats, and a Bose sound system. Hailed by popular car magazines and tuner magazines alike. The RSX is still called the Honda Integra in Japan.

I was passed by and RSX today.

by John November 15, 2003

crackah

A white person.

Yo, Whitey McWhite-White is such a crackah!

by John April 23, 2003